Hey everyone this videos been brought to you by audible use my link audible.com slash tommix our text da macstew 500 500 to get a free book to free audible originals from a curated list and a free 30-day trial Elon Musk can consume me I would be ok with it alright that's gonna be taken out of context for sure hello guys I am da mix or Dom I'm here.
Joined by two friends I guess we'll start on my right I think the icons are written differently per person yeah my name's fresh friended um it's not Krrish for all you people that butchered my name in the last video and I'm John with the J okay so when I was in Orlando last month I went to a Japanese restaurant and got to try a 5 lag you the highest grade of Japanese beef they gave this.
Like certificate of authenticity because Wagyu quality is often scammed outside of Japan whether or not that certificate itself is authentic I can tell you I wouldn't know how to prove it my cattle was born in November 2015 and it was processed in May of 2018 so it was nearly 3 years old in cattle what in a child's like it was 3 years old it was good ok.
Cattle live around 18 to 22 years old so 20 on average meaning in human years mine lived about 13 or 14 years old so kind of a teenager this where the FBI joke comes gonna piss off a lot of uses but despite that they should know that the cattle are treated very well and their upbringing up to the times they're processed or like massaged every day so they live that a 5 life better than.
Anything we'll have yeah which leads us to the hypotheticals if you were offered would you live a Wagyu life like would you take on a life of grandeur in exchange for becoming a meal when you're like like 31 30 so now 1:13 yeah yeah yeah that's what I meant like change okay okay you can't really consent to that when you're born you know like let's say they offered a plan.
Like the shorter you live the more gravy I was gonna ask about that like that so like the longer you wait the it's like less your paychecks come in yeah so this is assuming we live in a world where human meat is desired demand for it so it's like is 20 like a five thirty like a three what's the scaling you become a twelve if you pick the one year plan well I can.
Flat-out say I would not take the one year plan I got a year of partially one year one year and you get like infinite money to spend every day if we're arguments do we get to live like on a farm or do we get to go out I don't know no no it's just you get to live whatever okay what if I'm boss movie like the Mafia yes it's like they just super luxurious hang out with you on musk.
Every day like that that's you're a five-point I mean he's cool but I'm not gonna kill myself in a year to hang out with Elon I'm sure you ain't shit yes suddenly cannibalism became legal and we were given waivers to if we want to live posh lives for our meat yeah I mean you know we're we're an overpopulated planet so oh that's true cannibalism might not be so good don't.
Quote me on that I don't know what would you do down like would you take this well considering I'm turning 28 this year like if I had the choices if I could maybe push it to 240 years old but live a less 3 million subscribers listen I'm not really one to live a super grand life you know like I I I'm a simple guy I animate my work in there play smash when I go home I don't know if I need.
The a 5 life to reach that so it's a no for me all right that's very that's like another layer that's kind of weird to think about is like how would you come out to your parents about that i'ma become heat i'ma live that long you much yeah ever since I was young all I wanted to do was was be Wagyu or or maybe you wouldn't even have parents maybe that's just like.
A standard in that kind of like society is that your parents are all gone by like 40 or whatever it is they became wagged you and then you like I want to be like my parents when I grow up sure a delicious meal wait do you experience the pain of like um well I could sense that you guys are leaning towards no so let's say it is a very humane execution you do you want us to say yes.
I want to see you setting something up about the video anymore like you just want to know I want to see my friends get eat I think in this society where like a Wagyu lifestyle is the norm I would assume a lot of my friends would be coming and going like hey I'm Jim like how old are you I'm like I'm 29 all right what plan do you have what do you subscribe to so then I guess.
In that case maybe I would because it's like even if I live a long nice like normal not wagyu life if everyone else is living these like super nice life I might as well D like say you're a poor man Wagoner is just like I don't want to be left behind this is a this is a Disney movie I don't want to be a Wagyu I want nonsense I want a girl oh yeah I mean like because after 30 that's when.
Your body starts giving up on you right we would save a lot on trying to preserve our health and instead we just go ham for like 15 years you probably be really healthy too while you're doing it like they would take care of you like yeah the the waggy life they have like meal plan for you every day and a workout plan personal trainer do you guys eat Wagyu Oh.
The previous a humans wait what if what if I cheat the system what if I subscribe to the a5 lives and then right before I'm about to be processed I just like I make a break for it come get you they go they process you that's a Netflix original wait what if I get really sick like oh yeah they can't you can't be sick when your wag you man you can't they won't.
Let you when you sneeze there they're good this is this is actually like the untold theory behind attack on tightness we're all run away wag use take contracts oh yeah that's another thing I want to ask instead of signing up for the walkie would you be like if you were just a normal guys eating the Wagyu would you like consciously be okay participating in this kind of meal oh.
Like if you're the demographic of the resetting end yeah so you know people are like doing this why are you stuff and you know you're eating people and they're the ones funding oh yeah but they consented to it yeah they're pink they may be what this was yeah it's Westworld but it's like world so do you think celebrities would cost even more as Wagyu I mean if you're already.
Celebrity why do you need to go wag you you know like you you already have lucky you're good why are you here would you want other people to know you're on that wagon you planned yeah I wouldn't be ashamed it's true if anything if anything I would take my Wagyu I would sacrifice myself to spreads the Wagyu like I feel like Jon you don't have to become a volume I'll let you drive this.
F1 car oh yes but then don't you think the people running the company would have some kind of policy against that otherwise nobody I'd be going into this business and even then I'll just I'm threatening like what are you gonna threaten them already you if you guys don't let me take them to to drive the f1 car I'll chop my arm off right now what if I cross contaminate with an aid.
For what that's another series right there spin on love story between an A for five that's considered interracial if an a5 has a kid with an A one does the kid because I'm a three there at eight three would it be weird if friends ate each other then um no like would you be okay with that or would you want about good fire strengths like if like you provided me.
With this life so yeah you could eat me like I'm looking at you pay for this yeah you deserve it that's gross dude you're like standing next to your friend you just look here a little bit like I can't wait would this be like monopolize or would this be like there'd be chains and stuff for this Oh like you could go to wendy's wag.
You or like you know like mick wag you I realized the perfect plot twist to the Wagyu the Wagyu World Series instead all the Wagyu like the head the head guys at Wagyu world are all cows but then what if everyone in the world just wants to do it like you can't have everyone do it I don't think anyone can just be a Wagyu like they don't take.
Every cow they have to have a selection process for this right like raise your right leg from burger now you said you have to be qualified to stuff like you could still be wacky but you could probably be like c3 Wagyu great all right boku no hero Wagyu enough the main character has no main characters a d1 yeah I'm a good one wag you and this is how I became the greatest wag you yeah.
That's gross because he's like he's like you got to eat my DNA I think the moral of this episode is that quality is better than quantity you don't need a hundred bad friends just one really good wag you yeah that's the moral if you have one really bad friend who is wag you then you eat them but would you want to eat like a dick like or not like whoa .
Pertain to like I can't say you want to eat an asshole like that can't even be like a threat that's not even like you can't be like don't eat a dick and then they'll be like yeah if it's wag you oh yeah I'm like wondering uh like what death row even be a thing anymore would it just be like wagging your OH but then you'd be giving like inmates really like better lives then no it's.
Suck like this guy murder your family and now he gets to go like you but then you get you can eat them yes what do you plead I plead Wagyu is there is there vegan Wagyu like vegan people the vegans vegan Wagyu meat thank you guys for joining us on this hi I don't know I'm just gonna call it hypotheticals I'm too lazy to think of a unique name waggy ascetical z--.
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